Purge Wednesday June 9, 2010

So Summer is upon us. Time to open the Door!  June has been what I called “Juneuary” because it certainly doesn’t feel like Summer! WTF?  Tired of the fuckin rain!

So last night Mike and I got together and our friend Blonde Jen joined us. Her first time. She handled it well. Brought some kick ass wine. Called Nasty Barbara…well, that’s not the real name. But damn where was the cheese and bread. ANDREA??  lol.

Jen has decided to quit her job as an LPN in whiping asses and would like to rip out bush on the V-JJ. So therefore, her new company – Clam Wax!  Nice. Apparently it was some reference to Californication! Still haven’t watched that show.

Anyhow, it was a mellow purge. Good laughs, good venting. Decent Weed!

4/12/2010

Well we are on tonight. The garage door will be open as Summer approaches us.  So far looks like just Mike and I.  The last two Purges were a little different. We had a bon fire at Mike’s to hide from NG and it backfired because there was an undesireable there.  We caught up the next night, just Mike and I and did a recap.

Since then…. Amber engaged, Mindy engaged.  Thunder and lightening. Amber moved to AZ. Not sure she’s ready, but we know she wants it bad and we wish her well! My exbfx is driving me crazy. Not ever sure what to do with him. But I’m talking lately of doing a little strange on the side.  I know who you are too! Great naked pic though! Much appreciated.

For Mike, he’s been breaking hearts and getting laid along the way. We had a great hike on Mother’s Day and found a new bar to call our own. We won’t tell…. IT’s OURS!

So as I try to lose weight, Purge is coming upon us and I know tomorrow I will weigh 5 lbs more, even if I have been excising. Fucked up, how that works!

Clam Excerpts of Purge

Purge 3/7

Mike says.he wants to have sex with Storm Large!  He hates INXS. Josh wants something up his ass like unga boong men.  W. has been texting sz.  Man is mysterious and weird, but hmmm?

We gotta meet FRED.  NO, not a good idea.  Keep the face with the texts!

Game of the night: Marry, Fuck, Kill.  Poor April…..

Carrie N. has to party in the Clam!

Fred is crackin’ us up. he always likes shit up his ass…so he says.  mike’s a bitch when he swings my bike. fred is so innocent looking. whoa. Mike thinks he’s driving to russia with john. MIKELLLLL! LOL mike wants rubles for a russian car.   oh fred looks like an innocent boy…. hilarious.   PAWN JUMPS KING, GANG BANG! If mike’s was there….oh whateve.

josh is a rapper with a hemorroid. oh i mean hamstring!!! bust a ryme 6ty 9! by amber boob! The Clam is too high tech. mike is hanging his ass out, going fuck you!  easter huevos! mike had a 23 year old meat curtain. boob said bladow!  carolyn saw the choker curled up in a closet.  fucking funny. crazy craigslist choker!  mike got moon raked by her too.

Nobody likes me texting and blogging all night. Such a distraction. Poor Mikey!

Another One Bites the Dust

So more of the fallen have approached us. All in the form of A’s! They say they come in three’s.  Believe it comes in 5′s! Another dear friend goes down and it ain’t funny anymore. She will prevail as we are all resilient.  Sorry to see her go and all that she had went through.

Easter has just passed too. Which was a long day with all different kinds of emotions for all of us.

Another dear friend – had two and two. He leaves, she gets engaged! We are happy for them, sad for their separation.

And yet another dear friend loses her grandpa to dementia. I know she is relieved, yet sad, sad yet relieved.  At least she got a bomb tattoo to remember him by!

Purge will be filled with Clamness tomorrow night. WE sure need it. Hope those who attend will be participating heavily in some hookah and 420!

Pugnacious I am…

Happy St. Patrick’s from Our Good Friend Stevie D. in Denver

Tis glad I am

Tis glad I’ll be

Knowin ..you..like the likes –O-me !!!

Green Zone – Congrats Brian

A bunch of us went and saw Green Zone on Friday for our dear friend Brian Siefkes. He played in the movie alongside Matt Damon. The movie was action packed and controversial, in a good way (but sad in other ways, making you realize just how long our soldiers have been fighting for a possible lie of WMD).

See Brian all over the movie and all throughout this snippet!

Clam Room Chronicles

Let the blogging begin!

Welcome to The Clam Room! Where the debauchery begins and the crickets stay late!  If you’ve never been to The Clam before, this is a fun place for friends to gather.  Good times, good drinks and great smokin’ (from what we remember).  A place to watch football, or sometimes American Idol and at one time,  the Election of 2008. Yes we drink and at times we even smoke a Hookah.  The Clam Room is open to one important night a week – Purge. Mike and I and Josh purge as needed.

What is Purge? A time to vent about whatever, whomever….get everything out that is pissing us off. To make it even better, we take “Purge Minutes”. This book of minutes is not formal, it’s what comes to mind when we are purging.  Currently we are on our second year of Purge Minutes and hope to actually publish it someday.  The Minutes have  drawings (some need discretion), statements about our dating dilemmas and single life stories, hilarious stories, etc. Sometimes we can’t recognize what we wrote…which is a result from a good Purge! We have rules for Purge as well. To name a few, everyone who comes to Purge must donate an item to the Clam…ice, beer, alcohol or an item to put on the wall. What happens in Purge stays in Purge. During Purge we usually play a few rounds of 10,000 dice!

AND BTW – THE CLAM ROOM IS RATED “R”.  So please use discretion and for godsake’s be open minded!

To read more, check out the about us section for a full detailed description.

This blog is to share more, vent continuously and you will soon see us on Twitter! Should be about as cool as “Shitmydadsays.”  Well, we hope so anyways!

Toodleloo!